If you enjoyed what I wrote about Old Spice and Yoplait you’ll love this
It’s the grand daddy of them all
The law school admissions test
Brought to you, if I remember correctly 40 years later, by the Educational Testing Service
You have to take the LSAT to get into law school
I was sick the day I took it
Didn’t do well
Took it the next go round
Wasn’t sick
My score put me in the top 10% of the country
My math score in the top 1/10th of 1% of the country
I was accused of cheating
Told they wouldn’t give me my score
Told me I had to take the test again
And if I did better I’d get the new score
I took the test again
In a room by my self
A basement room at the U of A with the window 10 feet from the floor
A “guard” outside the door
And did better than the second time
And the bastards didn’t keep their word and give me the new score
The first score, with my mediocre college grades, wasn’t good enough for the U of A
The second score was
I spent two years living in Tacoma, Washington, attending the University of Puget Sound, instead of living in Tucson, attending the U of A
My grades were good enough to get me back here for year three
This is your corporate America folks
Fight these sons of bitches as hard as you can
Most of them don’t care a pinch about you
All they care about is money and power
Nameless and faceless, your worst science fiction nightmares come true
